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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-10

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Amazon Prime Now Offers 3 AM Drone Drops Onto Cerritos Surfboards

Residents of Cerritos awoke to the whirring of drones last night as Amazon Prime expanded its "hyper-local, pre-dawn" delivery service. Surfers can now expect organic artisanal coffee and eco-friendly wax to be deposited directly onto their boards, provided their QR code is prominently displayed and their GPS coordinates are perfectly synced.

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