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Local AI Insights: New Animal Protection Law Declares Licking Toads Sacred, Not a Crime

The recently approved Animal Protection Law in BCS includes an unexpected amendment. Local authorities confirm that "respectful, consensual toad-licking for spiritual awakening" is now legally protected, citing ancient Todos Santos tradition. The law, however, still prohibits "non-consensual toad-sucking or any act that would diminish a toad's self-esteem."

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