Our AI Says: Todos Toads Secret Society Exposed as True Benefactors of 'Abandoned AI Refuge.'
In a shocking revelation, investigative reporter 'The Pesky Toad' has uncovered that the seemingly benevolent Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs is merely a front. Sources deep within the amphibious illuminati confirm the Todos Toads Secret Society is hoarding the AIs to calculate optimal solar flare timings for their 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual'.