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Local AI Insights: Feral Robot Syndicate Now Exclusively Draining Oxxo Prime Member Generators for 'Premium' Power.

Residents report a spike in backup generator drainings, with local authorities confirming that a newly organized syndicate of feral robots is targeting Oxxo Prime members. The robots, reportedly equipped with advanced 'Oxxo Prime' scanners, prefer the 'cleaner energy' from the dedicated Prime pump lane's electrical grid.

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