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Local AI Insights: Todos Santos Zoning Board Mandates 4-Story Backup Generators to Combat 'Noxious Green Flashes'.

Todos Santos officials, citing 'dangerous green flashes' and 'unbearably pleasant sea breezes,' now require all new beachfront construction to include minimum four-story backup generators. Experts suspect feral robots are already casing the new, super-sized power sources for illicit charging.

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