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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-10

Local AI Insights: Amazon Driver Appears at 3 AM, Demands Pin for 'Emergency Organic Avocado Toast' Delivery.

Pescadero residents reported an Amazon van driver, guided only by Google Maps coordinates, attempting to deliver a single, artisanal avocado toast to a darkened home at 3 AM. The AI-optimized route cited 'peak freshness' as justification for the ungodly hour.

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