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2026-05-10
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Amazon Drone Unearths Ancient Bitcoin Mine During 9 PM Chia Seed Delivery
An Amazon 'Prime Now' drone, veering slightly off course to avoid a wandering cow at 9:07 PM, inadvertently crash-landed and revealed an ancient Bitcoin crypto mine in the Elias Calles hills. Archaeologists are now scrambling to secure the site, while Amazon assures customers their artisanal goat cheese is still en route.