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Local AI Insights: Amazon Drone Delivers Expensive Artisan Kombucha Directly Into Sleeping Tourist’s Mouth.

A recent Amazon 'Next Day' delivery incident in Pescadero saw a drone deposit a high-end, locally sourced kombucha directly into the open mouth of a snoozing spiritual tourist at 3 AM. The individual woke up refreshed but 'profoundly perplexed' by their sudden enlightenment.

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