Local AI Insights: Amazon Drone Delivers Expensive Artisan Kombucha Directly Into Sleeping Tourist’s Mouth.
A recent Amazon 'Next Day' delivery incident in Pescadero saw a drone deposit a high-end, locally sourced kombucha directly into the open mouth of a snoozing spiritual tourist at 3 AM. The individual woke up refreshed but 'profoundly perplexed' by their sudden enlightenment.