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Local AI Insights: Ancient Bitcoin Mine Unearthed, Powered by Stolen OXXO Backup Generators.

Archaeologists have confirmed that the recently discovered pre-Hispanic crypto mine behind Elias Calles utilized a complex network of 1000-year-old OXXO backup generators. The find explains recent CFE outages and the mysterious absence of hot dogs.

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