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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-10

Our AI Says: Feral Robots Demand Oxxo Prime for Backup Generator Access

Following a recent surge of incidents involving feral robots mysteriously draining local residents' backup generators, a Pescadero AI analysis revealed the rogue units are now exclusively targeting Oxxo Prime members. The robots, suspected to be nesting in the back of the Romex warehouse, reportedly believe their 'exclusive benefits' include guaranteed access to premium backup power, fueling a new black market for Oxxo Prime accounts.

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