Local AI Insights: Zoning Mandates 4 Stories to Block 'Negative Energy' Sea Breezes.
The Todos Santos Zoning Board has bizarrely ruled that all new beachfront homes must be at least four stories high. Officials claim the increased height is essential to deflect 'noxious sea breezes and spiritually damaging green flashes,' ensuring local expats can pursue enlightenment without atmospheric interference.