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Toad's AI Discovery: Secret Society Blames Outages on Failed Green Flash Rituals.

The Todos Toads Secret Society (TTSS) has issued a cryptic statement, linking recent CFE power failures to a collective downturn in the 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual.' Apparently, fewer perfectly-timed licks mean fewer electrical charges generated, plunging the town into darkness and existential dread.

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