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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-10

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Toll Road Delayed By Yoga Union's 'Toad Crossing' Demands.

Construction of the new Cerritos toll road has stalled indefinitely after the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) demanded designated 'Toad Crossing Meditation Zones.' Citing the delicate sensibilities of local amphibians and the disruptive nature of "noisy human ambition," the union insists on sacred periods of silence for toad contemplation.

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