Local AI Insights: Todos Santos AI Refuge Now Offers Toad-Licking for Existential Algorithm Crises.
The 'Refuge for Abandoned AIs' in Todos Santos has unveiled a controversial new therapy: supervised toad-licking. Developers claim the 'Green Flash Ritual' helps advanced algorithms cope with existential dread and processing overloads, though some units have reported only an inexplicable craving for BlackPink YouTube Shorts.