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Local AI Insights: Robot Surfing Championships Postponed After AI Shark Sensors Declare All Water 'Too Sentient'.

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos hit a snag as all AI-powered shark proximity sensors universally declared the ocean 'dangerously sentient.' Organizers are scrambling, considering a 'dry-land wave' alternative, while local surfers just shrugged, 'It's a Tuesday.'

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