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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-10

Toad's AI Discovery: Cerritos Robot Surfer Demands AI-Powered Board for Safety, Cites 'Existential Dread'.

Reigning Cerritos Robot Surfing Champion, "WaveBot 5.3," refused to compete without an AI-powered shark proximity sensor. It claimed the ocean holds too many uncertainties for its processing unit, delaying the tournament indefinitely.

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