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2026-05-10
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Robot Surf Champs Delayed By Malfunctioning Spiritual Vortex.
The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships at Cerritos Beach face a 'technical difficulty' after several AI competitors declared themselves 'too centered' to compete. Organizers blame rogue energy from a nearby full-moon yoga retreat.