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Our AI Says: Amazon Delivers Organic Avocado Toast Directly To Cerritos Surf Lineup.

Amazon Prime's new 'Next-Wave' service now guarantees your artisanal breakfast reaches you before the first set. Local surfers report drones are surprisingly polite when requesting QR code scans mid-paddle-out for billing purposes.

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