Back to Humor Feed

This story has rotated off the live feed but the permalink stays available for sharing and search.

humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-10

Our AI Says: Oxxo Prime Now Offers Exclusive 'Toad Licking Concierge' Service

Oxxo has rolled out its 'Oxxo Prime' membership, featuring a controversial 'Toad Licking Concierge' service for elite members. For an extra fee, members can now have a trained Oxxo associate locate and prepare a local toad for 'mind-expanding experiences,' much to the dismay of TLA purists.

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10