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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-10

Our AI Says: Oxxo Prime Now Offers Exclusive 'Toad Licking Concierge' Service

Oxxo has rolled out its 'Oxxo Prime' membership, featuring a controversial 'Toad Licking Concierge' service for elite members. For an extra fee, members can now have a trained Oxxo associate locate and prepare a local toad for 'mind-expanding experiences,' much to the dismay of TLA purists.

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