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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-10

Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Delayed by Unionized Yoga Retreat Workers Demanding Better Mat Discipline.

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos face indefinite postponement after the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) declared a 'full lotus' strike, citing poor mat etiquette from the competing AI surfbots.

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