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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Archaeologists Confirm Ancient Bitcoin Mine Powers All New 4-Story Beachfront Condos.

Recent excavations behind Elias Calles have unearthed a millennia-old Bitcoin crypto mine, miraculously still operational. Local developers are now illegally diverting its power output to support the required four-story beachfront 'sea breeze protection' condos.

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