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2026-05-10
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Amazon Prime Delivery Van Swallowed by Arriving Swell at Cerritos. Driver Claims "Package Was Time-Sensitive."
An Amazon Next Day Delivery van attempting a 9 PM beach delivery at Cerritos was engulfed by an unexpected wave. The driver, emerging soaked, insisted the 'vegan artisanal sage smudge stick' was critical for a full moon ritual.