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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-05-10
Our AI Says: Amazon Drone Delivers Blender to Cerritos at 3 AM During Power Outage.
A bewildered Cerritos resident received her Amazon 'next-day' blender via drone at 3:17 AM Sunday, during a blackout. The drone's frantic search for a working outlet briefly powered the entire neighborhood, confusing local backup generators and causing a brief surge in Wi-Fi signals.