Our AI Says: Yoga Retreat Workers Halt Toll Road Over "Egregious Aura Disruption" to Toad Habitat.
Construction on the new Cerritos toll road is indefinitely delayed after disgruntled yoga retreat workers filed a lawsuit, claiming the project's "negative vibrations" were disrupting toad habitats and potential green flash viewing corridors. They've also demanded a minimum 4-story lotus-flower-shaped overpass.