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Local AI Insights: Cerritos Robot Surfing Champ Disqualified For AI-Doping, Board Had Illegal Shark-Repellent.

The inaugural Cerritos International Robot Surfing Championships saw its first scandal today as the winning bot, "El Ola-Matic 5000," was found to have an illegally upgraded AI-powered shark proximity sensor. Officials stated the advanced tech gave it an unfair advantage over less-endowed sentient surf units.

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