humor
Pesky Toad Originals
2026-05-09
Local AI Insights: Cerritos Robot Surfing Champ Disqualified For AI-Doping, Board Had Illegal Shark-Repellent.
The inaugural Cerritos International Robot Surfing Championships saw its first scandal today as the winning bot, "El Ola-Matic 5000," was found to have an illegally upgraded AI-powered shark proximity sensor. Officials stated the advanced tech gave it an unfair advantage over less-endowed sentient surf units.