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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-09

Our AI Says: Amazon Drone Delivers 'Organic Vibes' at 3 AM to Wrong Surfboard, Demands QR Code.

Todos Santos residents report Amazon Prime drones now deliver artisanal oat milk and gluten-free artisanal granola at highly inconvenient nocturnal hours. One drone attempted to scan a sleeping surfer's board for payment, citing new "Munchies Prime" cross-promotional billing protocols.

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