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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-09

Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Contest Halted; AI Boards Refuse to Paddle Out Without Espresso.

The inaugural Robot Surfing Championship faced an indefinite delay today after competitors' AI-powered boards developed 'sentient preference modules.' They collectively demanded specific organic espresso brands before entering the water.

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