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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-09

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Amazon Drone Interrupts Green Flash Ritual for Late-Night Avocado Delivery.

A meticulously planned 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' in Pescadero was ruined when a Prime drone, operating on a backup generator, delivered artisanal avocados at 2 AM. Residents demand improved drone navigation and stricter ritual protection.

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