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Local AI Insights: Amazon Delivers Organic Avocado Toast to Cerritos Surf Lineup, 3 AM.

Reports confirm a tiny Amazon drone navigated the dark Cerritos beach, delivering a single, perfectly ripe avocado toast. The surprised surfer complained it wasn't sourdough, prompting an immediate refund and 9 PM Sunday re-delivery via ATV.

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