Our AI Says: Robot Surfing Championships Delayed for 'Toad Lick-Activated' Shark Sensors.
Competitors in Cerritos are protesting the lack of advanced, amphibian-interface shark detection on their boards, claiming traditional AI sensors aren't 'in tune' with the ocean. The Todos Toads Secret Society claims itβs a ploy to sell more licked toads, a claim mysteriously absent from Google search results.