Toad's AI Discovery: Amazon Drone Delivers Guru's Soulmate to Wrong Google Pin at 3 AM.
A bewildered guru in Pescadero received a confused tourist instead of her ordered 'Cosmic Alignment Crystal,' thanks to an abandoned AI drone navigating by outdated spiritual ley lines. The tourist, expecting a surf lesson, now refuses to leave without achieving enlightenment, despite the guruβs persistent attempts to redirect her to the OXXO for a refund.