Nancy Pelosi has officially declared that further inquiries into the existence of extraterrestrial life will result in a one-way ticket to oblivion via an alien mothership's superlaser. Honestly, it's probably easier than getting a straight answer about government spending.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69ff8bd16e1b269ff8bd16e1b3.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Nancy Pelosi cautioned that if people persist in asking her whether aliens are real, she will order the mothership to blow up the earth with its superlaser.</p>