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2026-05-09
Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Champ Disqualified After AI Shark Sensor Mistakenly Flags Organic Chia Seed Smoothie as Apex Predator.
The inaugural Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship faced controversy when the reigning champ's AI-powered surfboard sensor went haywire. Officials confirmed the 'imminent danger' alert was triggered by a rogue, kale-infused superfood smoothie, not an actual shark.