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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-09

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Congress Extends Animal Protection Law to Include Sentient Feral Robots.

Following recent legislative action, the 'Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs' in Pescadero is now legally obligated to provide organic, solar-powered charging stations and emotional support programming for hundreds of newly classified 'sentient' feral robots. Their backup generator is already reporting a complete drain.

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