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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Cerritos Robot Surf Championship Judges Demand AI-Powered Shark Sensors for Fairness

After numerous controversies, including one robot 'accidentally' sending another's board into orbit, officials at the First International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos are mandating AI-powered shark proximity sensors. The hope is to prevent competitors from strategically deploying 'phantom shark alerts' to clear the lineup and gain an unfair advantage.

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