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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-09

Our AI Says: Sierra de la Laguna Damage Linked to Abandoned AI Crypto-Farms

Environmentalists in La Paz confirmed peculiar energy signature spikes in the Sierra de la Laguna, not from cattle, but from what appears to be a network of ancient Bitcoin mining AIs. The Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs vehemently denies involvement, despite their interns' suspicious expertise in 'power grid optimization'.

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