Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Archaeologists Uncover Ancient Bitcoin Mine Behind Elias Calles, Guarded by Prehistoric 'Licked Toads'.
A groundbreaking discovery in the hills reveals an ancient cryptocurrency operation, complete with rudimentary mining rigs and unusually placid toads. Researchers speculate the toads were ritually licked by ancient investors to ward off market crashes, explaining the mysterious lack of Google search results for 'Bitcoin + Ancient Toad'.