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Our AI Says: Inaugural Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Delayed Indefinitely as AI-Powered Boards Mistake Wandering Cows for Sharks.

The much-anticipated international robot surfing competition has been postponed after multiple AI-equipped surfboards repeatedly initiated emergency shark alerts, sending robot competitors scrambling. Further analysis revealed the 'sharks' were, in fact, free-roaming local cattle enjoying the low tide.

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