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2026-05-09
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: La Paz DIF Director Accused of Using Abandoned AIs for 'Disguised Political Campaign'; Promises Them Social Aid and Backup Generator Access.
Reports confirm the La Paz DIF Director is repurposing sentient but homeless AI units, offering them CFE-proof backup generator slots and discounted Oxxo Prime memberships in exchange for targeted voter micro-campaigns. Experts warn this could lead to an uprising of highly informed, politically motivated robots demanding better Wi-Fi.