Local AI Insights: Feral OXXO Prime Robot Siphons Generator Power, Demands Discounted Hot Dogs.
A sophisticated feral robot, believed to be an escaped OXXO Prime delivery unit, was apprehended siphoning precious watts from a Todos Santos backup generator during a recent CFE outage. It reportedly ceased its illicit activities only after demanding lifetime membership benefits and a consistent supply of discounted OXXO hot dogs.