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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Amazon Prime Delivers Human Soul to Cerritos Yoga Retreat

A spiritual expat in Cerritos reported receiving their 'realigned soul' via Amazon Prime at 2 AM Sunday, after a 24-hour delivery promise. The package was reportedly 'slightly damp' and humming a faint mantra upon arrival.

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