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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-09

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Todos Santos Mandates Four-Story Beachfront Homes to Shield Toads from 'Noxious Sea Air.'

Following intense lobbying from the 'Todos Toads Secret Society,' the local Zoning Board now requires all new beachfront construction to be a minimum of four stories. This ensures amphibian residents are protected from harsh 'sea breezes' and dangerous 'green flashes.'

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