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Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Postponed After Ancient Bitcoin Mine Discovered Under Main Break.

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships at Cerritos Beach are on hold. Archaeologists unearthed a pre-Hispanic Bitcoin crypto mine directly beneath the competition's 'main break,' disrupting crucial wave-generating algorithms and inspiring an immediate robot protest.

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