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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-09

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Toll Road Delayed by Demands for Designated Toad Licking Zones.

Construction on the new Cerritos toll road has ground to a halt as the Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers Association demands dedicated toad-licking zones. They argue the habitat-disrupting road denies their members vital spiritual interactions with the local amphibians.

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