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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-09

Our AI Says: Yoga Workers Halt Toll Road Over Toads, Demand Oxxo Prime

Construction of the new Cerritos toll road is indefinitely stalled after disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers, citing concerns for "endangered toad habitat," blockaded the site. Their primary demand? Exclusive Oxxo Prime membership benefits for all amphibian-conscious protestors.

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