Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Postponed Due to AI Board Glitches and OXXO Prime Drone Strike.
The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos hit a snag as advanced AI surfboards began spontaneously ordering cases of Pacifico via the new OXXO Prime drone service mid-wave. Organizers cited 'unforeseen munchies-related software conflicts' and 'aggressive drone-to-robot board interactions' for the delay.