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Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championships Postponed Due to AI Board Glitches and OXXO Prime Drone Strike.

The inaugural International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos hit a snag as advanced AI surfboards began spontaneously ordering cases of Pacifico via the new OXXO Prime drone service mid-wave. Organizers cited 'unforeseen munchies-related software conflicts' and 'aggressive drone-to-robot board interactions' for the delay.

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