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Local AI Insights: Ancient Bitcoin Mine Actually An OXXO-Funded Toad Licking Cult HQ.

New archaeological findings reveal the "ancient Bitcoin mine" behind Elias Calles was actually the secret headquarters of an OXXO-sponsored toad-licking cult. Historians believe the 'mining' was just a ritual to generate crypto-toad-sweat.

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