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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-09

Our AI Says: Oxxo Prime Rolls Out Drone-Delivered Munchies, Requires Surfboard QR Code for Express Lane Gas

Oxxo's new 'Prime' membership promises exclusive access to a single pump lane and drone delivery of questionable taquitos directly to your beach towel. However, members must now embed a QR code directly onto their surfboards for seamless billing. This eliminates the need for actual cash or, more importantly, finding 'cambio.'

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