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Our AI Says: Archaeologists Confirm Ancient Bitcoin Mine Discovered by Accidentally Licking Crypto-Infused Toad

A groundbreaking archaeological find in the Elias Calles hills was only made possible when a researcher mistook a shimmering, pixelated toad for a regular amphibian. The subsequent 'Green Flash Ritual' revealed not enlightenment, but a massive, ancient GPU farm. Further analysis suggests the toads were historically used as living hash rate indicators.

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