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Our AI Says: New 4-Story Beachfront Mandate Aims to Protect Against Rogue Jackrabbit Invasions

The Todos Santos Zoning Board has clarified its controversial 4-story minimum for beachfront construction, stating it's a 'vital defense' against increasing rogue jackrabbit incursions, not just 'noxious sea breezes.' Locals suspect the real motive is to prevent ground-floor residents from complaining about their neighbors' persistent 'Toad Breath'.

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